What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:01

A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
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Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…